ep. 001
Seven Samurai (1954)
Akira KurosawaA samurai answers a village’s request for protection after he falls on hard times. The town needs protection from bandits, so the samurai gathers six others to help him teach the people how to defend themselves, and the villagers provide the soldiers with food. A giant battle occurs when 40 bandits attack the village.
Millet is delicious!207 MIN
TEAM-UP, DUDES ROCK, HAIRCUTS OF SIGNIFICANCE, DEFENSELESS TOWNSPEOPLE, BATTLE PREP
March 2024
SUBMITTED BY CLARK, JARRYD, BRIAN
SELECTED BY
THE PERFECT 'CAST
TEAM-UP, DUDES ROCK, HAIRCUTS OF SIGNIFICANCE, DEFENSELESS TOWNSPEOPLE, BATTLE PREP
March 2024
Millet is delicious!
A samurai answers a village’s request for protection after he falls on hard times. The town needs protection from bandits, so the samurai gathers six others to help him teach the people how to defend themselves, and the villagers provide the soldiers with food. A giant battle occurs when 40 bandits attack the village.
Clark's Corner
Seven Samurai / The Last Samurai
Throws on thongs and applies for a job at the post office or DMV.
RemakeQuentin Tarantino
Nicolas Cage as Kikuchiyo
Rob Schneider as Heihachi
Jackie Chan as Kambei
What is the Shyamalanian twist?
The villagers are going to fatten up the samurai with rice so they can eat them.
Porno Version
Heaven Creamer Pie / Seven Slamurai / Seven-Inch Samurai / Seven-Inch Slamurai / Heaven's Slammin' Her Pie
Remake Gallery
Kambei (Adam Sandler) and Gorobei (David Spade) mourn the loss of Heihachi (Rob Schneider).
The farmers [L-R: Yohei (Adam DeVine), Mosuke (Erik Griffin), Rikichi (Anders Holm), Wife of Gono Family (Kyle Newacheck), Manzo (Blake Anderson), Gosaku (Jet Set Hudson)]
Shino (Alexandra Daddario) under the watchful eye of her father Manzo (Blake Anderson).
Director Quentin Tarantino observes Nicolas Cage (Kikuchiyo) getting into the right headspace to play a Looney Tune samurai.
Cast
| Name | Character | |
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Toshirō Mifune | Kikuchiyo |
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Takashi Shimura | Kambei Shimada |
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Yoshio Inaba | Gorobei Katayama |
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Seiji Miyaguchi | Kyuzo |
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Minoru Chiaki | Heihachi Hayashida |
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Daisuke Katō | Shichiroji |
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Isao Kimura | Katsushiro Okamoto |
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Keiko Tsushima | Shino |
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Yukiko Shimazaki | Rikichi's Wife |
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Kamatari Fujiwara | Manzô - Father of Shino |
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Yoshio Kosugi | Mosuke |
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Bokuzen Hidari | Yohei |
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Yoshio Tsuchiya | Rikichi |
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Kokuten Kōdō | Gisaku, the Old Man |
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Eijirō Tōno | Kidnapper |
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Jun Tatara | Coolie A |
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Atsushi Watanabe | Bun Seller |
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Toranosuke Ogawa | Grandfather of Kidnapped Girl |
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Isao Yamagata | Samurai |
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Kichijirō Ueda | Bandit Scout |
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Sôjin Kamiyama | Blind Player |
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Gen Shimizu | Samurai Who Kicks Farmers |
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Keiji Sakakida | Gosaku |
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Shinpei Takagi | Bandit Chieftain |
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Shin Ōtomo | Bandit Second-in-Command |
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Toshio Takahara | Samurai with Gun |
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Kan Sugi | Tea Shop Owner |
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Hiroshi Hayashi | Weak Ronin |
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Sachio Sakai | Coolie #2 |
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Sôkichi Maki | Strong-Looking Samurai |
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Ichirō Chiba | Buddhist Priest |
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Noriko Sengoku | Wife of Gono Family |
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Noriko Honma | Woman Farmer |
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Masanobu Ôkubo | Samurai |
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Etsuo Saijo | Bandit |
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Minoru Itō | Samurai |
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Haruya Sakamoto | Samurai |
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Gorô Sakurai | Samurai |
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Hideo Shibuya | Bandit |
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Kiyoshi Kamoda | Samurai |
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Senkichi Ōmura | Bandit Who Escapes |
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Takashi Narita | Bandit Who Escapes |
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Shōichi Hirose | Bandit |
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Kôji Uno | Bandit |
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Masaaki Tachibana | Bandit |
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Kamayuki Tsubono | Bandit |
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Taiji Naka | Bandit |
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Chindanji Miyagawa | Bandit |
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Shigemi Sunagawa | Bandit |
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Akira Tani | Bandit |
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Akio Kusama | Bandit |
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Ryûtarô Amami | Bandit |
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Jun Mikami | Bandit |
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Haruo Nakajima | Bandit |
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Sanpei Mine | Farmer |
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Masahide Matsushita | Samurai |
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Kaneo Ikeda | Samurai |
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Takuzô Kumagaya | Gisaku's Son |
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Ippei Kawagoe | Farmer |
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Jirô Suzukawa | Farmer |
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Junpei Natsuki | Farmer |
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Kyôichi Kamiyama | Farmer |
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Haruo Suzuki | Farmer |
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Gorô Amano | Farmer |
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Akira Kitchôji | Farmer |
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Kōji Iwamoto | Farmer |
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Hiroshi Akitsu | Husband of Gono Family |
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Akira Yamada | Farmer |
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Kazuo Imai | Farmer |
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Eisuke Nakanishi | Farmer |
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Toku Ihara | Farmer |
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Hideo Ôtsuka | Farmer |
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Shû Ôe | Farmer |
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Yasuhisa Tsutsumi | Farmer in Front of Gono |
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Yasumasa Ônishi | Farmer |
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Tsuneo Katagiri | Farmer in Front of Gono |
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Megeru Shimoda | Farmer |
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Masayoshi Kawabe | Farmer |
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Shigeo Katô | Farmer |
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Yoshikazu Kawamata | Farmer |
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Takeshi Seki | Coolie #3 |
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Haruko Toyama | Gisaku's Daughter-in-Law |
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Tsuruko Mano | Woman Farmer in front of Gono |
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Matsue Ono | Woman Farmer |
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Tsurue Ichimanji | Woman Farmer |
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Masako Ōshiro | Woman Farmer |
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Kyōko Ozawa | Woman Farmer |
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Michiko Kadono | Farmer's Wife |
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Toshiko Nakano | Farmer's Wife |
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Shizuko Azuma | Farmer's Wife |
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Michiko Kawabe | Farmer's Wife |
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Yûko Togawa | Farmer's Wife |
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Yayoko Kitano | Farmer's Wife |
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Kyoko Mori | Farmer's Wife |
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Misao Suyama | Woman Farmer |
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Toriko Takahara | Woman Farmer |
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Takeshi Katō | Samurai Wandering through Town (uncredited) |
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Tatsuya Nakadai | Samurai Wandering through Town (uncredited) |
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Ken Utsui | Samurai Wandering through Town (uncredited) |
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Ren Yamamoto | Farmer (uncredited) |